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Convertibles are best.
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I don’t like them.
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I’ll have to add this to my keep oppo trucking post then
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Yes, you are wrong. Convertibles weigh more, and even worse: they ruin your hair .
THE HUMANITY
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Convertibles make everything worse. The new Corvette Stingray? God damn that thing is amazing. Add a soft-top to it? Fucking ruined. Same goes for the F-Type. And the Bentley Continental. And any Aston with a soft top. And the Mustang. And the Camaro.
Soft tops ruin cars.
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truly terrible cars. My fortune smile upon those poor owners :(
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“Look! That silly looking guy is trying to look cool in a convertible. Why is he eating his own hair?”
Would be the first comments that I would hear while I would be driving in a convertible.
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I keep telling myself convertible & manual for my next car …. It’ll happen.
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I really do mean it. Sometimes I’ll see a car on the road and recognize it a a distance and think; “God damn, I love that car.” But then as I get closer and realize it’s a sof-top, it just ruins it.
It’s like the opposite of that fizzy sensation that Captain Slow gets. Instant fizzy killer whenever I see a soft-top.
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Get a haircut hippie.
(Never had that problem even with long hair)
![]() 06/10/2015 at 09:48 |
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Yes, I got that pretty often. For some reason my hair has a tendency to end up in my mouth if it is even slightly provoked.
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Can confirm. Avis gave me a 2015 Camaro to drive in the rain.
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What if you have no hair to ruin? Or are wearing a helmet?
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That’s technically not a convertible though, it doesn't really have a roof ;)
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I wonder what the Snell rating for hairmets would be? H2015?
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Three BEST life’s instructions I have ever heard:
1. Resist the temptation to buy a boat.
2. Buy lemonade from neighborhood kids, and my favorite, of course -
3. Once in your life buy a convertible. ;- )